Ian Wollman was a kind and loving friend and motocross enthusiast. A recent graduate of Lewis and Clark College, Ian had spent his last days brushing up on his Chinese and reminiscing about his glory days, wishing that he were still surrounded by intelligent, exciting students of the liberal arts.
\\\\\\\"Ian was such a great neighbor, a great lover of cats and the four-stringed guitar. He will be missed,\\\\\\\" said Monique, a self-admittingly attractive resident of SE 32nd ave.
Ian\\\\\\\'s funeral service has been delayed until next Tuesday, as police are still investigating the case as a possible homicide. The funeral will be held at The Apostolic Faith Church of Portland on 5601 SE Duke St. A reception will be held at Hotcake House on Powell afterwards ($7 maximum order per/person).